You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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