Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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