I'm eating all of the evidence.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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