My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Everclear isn't food dammit
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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