Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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