I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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