Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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