WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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