They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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