You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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