yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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