i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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