I bet he comes in French.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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