I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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