Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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