So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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