i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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