White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
one might say we're banned from that church
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You left your phone here
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I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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