after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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