Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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