Im at strip club and am horny
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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