I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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