And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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