but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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