You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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