I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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