i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I have feelings that need drinking.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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