i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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