yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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