Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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