So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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