This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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