Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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