It's just like the Real World with babies
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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