it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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