those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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