Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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