Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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