I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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