Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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