we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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