i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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