would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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