It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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