You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize