see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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