Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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