I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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