i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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