Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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